- TypeTechnical Fests
- Location Far North Queensland, Queensland, Australia
- Date 19-04-2022 - 30-11-2022
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Death is meant to be conquered and Elden Ring Runes not an a wall that is insurmountable that blocks you from proceeding. In many ways, the Soulsborne series delights in its fun and zany style, and this is evident in particular when the deaths are just downright hilarious.
Getting Teabagged To Death.Getting teabagged has been a traditional form of disrespect when playing video games. In games with killing cams, or with spectator modes, it was common to kneel and then stand each time over top of a dead enemy's body as a symbol of disrespect. This isn't exactly a mature thing but it's painful but that's not the most important aspect. The moment the Elden Ring enemy glitched out in the first place, the Goon12 may have thought they had luck and made a cheeky kill. The Goon12 had no idea of the disaster was waiting for them.
Reclaiming Your Personal Back.Elden Ring is full of all sorts of horrifying monstrosities. Many of these can kill your loved ones in horribly barbaric and obscene ways. This is why being able to take revenge on them so fun.Stance taking on a tough opponent is enough fun by itself however, doing it with one of the arms of that enemy? Chefs Kiss. This is the ultimate poetic justice for everyone who's been chewed up - literally - by these things.
It's a long way to go. Pit To The Pit You.Sometimes, you get killed so hard you just have to be able to laugh and relax. Being sucked into a massive lance while frantically rolling away from a supernatural Knight is enough to make you sick to be infected by Scarlet Rot. However, the cherry on Elden Ring Items for sale the cake here is that WaltersWoefulWaffles has also been dumped into the elevator pit, as if the Knight was unhappy with the bleeding corpse at the end it's pike. There's no coming back from this. The time is now to turn the game off for a while and contemplate things for a second.